Merch for Humans Owned by Beagles
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Anatomy of a Beagle Tee
Science has spoken: Beagles are 10% nose, 90% chaos (and we love them for it).
This hilarious tee breaks down the “Anatomy of a Beagle” in the most accurate way possible — floppy ears designed for ignoring you, a turbo-powered sniffer, guilt-trip eyes, and a tail that never stops wagging. Whether you’re a proud Beagle parent or just obsessed with their quirky behavior, this shirt is your official uniform.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric, it's ultra-soft with a relaxed fit that makes it ideal for dog park days, nap sessions, or chasing your Beagle who definitely heard you say “come.”
Anatomy of a Beagle Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
